Hi, I’m Tony the Puppet Marketer

Tony the Puppet Marketer — Anti-Guru Inspector
ABOUT THE AUTHOR

TONY THE PUPPET MARKETER

PROFESSIONAL SHINY-OBJECT INSPECTOR • CERTIFIED GURU IRRITANT

I test affiliate offers, AI tools and questionable ways to make money online so you don't have to learn the traditional way: buying everything and regretting it later.

I've spent enough time in digital marketing to know that most “secret systems” contain approximately 12% strategy, 38% recycled advice and 50% screenshots of Lamborghinis nobody owns.

My job is simple: find the useful 12%.
And occasionally make fun of the other 88%.

* No gurus were harmed during this review. Their funnels, however, may have been.
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